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zero.666
Senior Newbie
Posts : 73
Join date : 2009-09-27
Age : 27
Location : Brgy. Calzada Tipas Taguig City
 | Subject: PAMATAY BA ?  Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| Ama: Ank bili mo ko softdrnks
Anak: Coke O Pepsi?
Ama: Coke
Anak: Bote O can?
Ama: Bote
Anak: 12oz o Litro?
Ama: Anak ka ng.TUBIG na nga Lng!
Anak: Mineral o Natural?
Ama: Mineral
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Ama: TLGA NMAN! Ayaw mo ytang pautos eh!
Anak: Hlta ba O Hndi?
Ama: Hampasin Kta ng walis EH!
Anak: Tambo o Ting-ting?...
Ama: HAYUP KA!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Ama: LUMAYAS KA DITO!
Anak: Now b o mmya? | |
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zero.666
Senior Newbie
Posts : 73
Join date : 2009-09-27
Age : 27
Location : Brgy. Calzada Tipas Taguig City
| | Subject: Pamatay na Banat! Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:54 pm | |
| GF: (nag txt) whui!!! beybs koh, punta ka dito dali..walang tao sa bahay...
BF: cge beybs koh, liigo lang ako at punta nako jan ha...masayang laban to, basta wait lang beybs!!!
.......at nagmadaling naligo si BF, sabay alis papunta sa haus ng GF nya.....
........at kumatok sya sa pinto ng haus ng GF nya, na nag iimagine kug ano mga sex position gagawin...
.......inabot na si BF ng kalahateng oras sa pagkatok sa pinto
GF: (nagtxt ulit) oh anu beybs, saan ka na?
BF: (asar) syet ka beybs!!!!! wala nga pla tlgang tao sa haus nyo | |
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ITIKMAN
Moderator
Posts : 1051
Join date : 2009-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:34 pm | |
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lawiboi
Mega Skater
Posts : 576
Join date : 2009-11-30
Location : sta.mesa
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:42 am | |
| achecheng! (vic sotto) | |
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CRACKman.
Admin
Posts : 2730
Join date : 2009-07-20
Age : 32
Location : sa likod mo
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:54 am | |
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dru campos
Frequent Skater
Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-12-05
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:25 am | |
| asteg mga banatan ni kamote ah..ntutuwa aq hehehe..  | |
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ITIKMAN
Moderator
Posts : 1051
Join date : 2009-12-07
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KamoteKid
Admin
Posts : 1416
Join date : 2009-12-11
Age : 40
Location : Sa puso ni Kim Chiu
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CRACKman.
Admin
Posts : 2730
Join date : 2009-07-20
Age : 32
Location : sa likod mo
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:10 am | |
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NocturnalDrew
Frequent Skater
Posts : 234
Join date : 2010-02-02
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:22 am | |
| - EDGE wrote:
- lawiboi wrote:
- edge: troso ka ba?
girl: baket?
edge: sibaken kita
Haha sibak kagad eh no hahaha... champion to. ma testing nga | |
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corezone
Frequent Skater
Posts : 132
Join date : 2010-01-31
Age : 29
Location : doon!
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:45 pm | |
| .TECH DECK KABA?...napapa OLLIE SHIT kasi ako pag nakikita kita!..haha | |
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CRACKman.
Admin
Posts : 2730
Join date : 2009-07-20
Age : 32
Location : sa likod mo
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:08 pm | |
| parang dota lang ahh. OLLIE SHIT hehe | |
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KamoteKid
Admin
Posts : 1416
Join date : 2009-12-11
Age : 40
Location : Sa puso ni Kim Chiu
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:15 am | |
| - kentor12 wrote:
- .TECH DECK KABA?...napapa OLLIE SHIT kasi ako pag nakikita kita!..haha
nice one kentor | |
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KamoteKid
Admin
Posts : 1416
Join date : 2009-12-11
Age : 40
Location : Sa puso ni Kim Chiu
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:00 am | |
| Para kang weeds...
napapa "Hi" ako pag nakita ka | |
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KamoteKid
Admin
Posts : 1416
Join date : 2009-12-11
Age : 40
Location : Sa puso ni Kim Chiu
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:01 am | |
| Miss sana sabaw ka nalang...
para ma higup kita... | |
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CRACKman.
Admin
Posts : 2730
Join date : 2009-07-20
Age : 32
Location : sa likod mo
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:35 am | |
| Miss dito ba ang cashier? Mukha ka kasing bayaran eh... PUNIT! | |
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XjoshuaX
Frequent Skater
Posts : 172
Join date : 2010-01-19
Age : 26
Location : Sta Rosa Laguna
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| Lalake:Miss,pula ba ang kapaligiran mo? Babae: Huh?Bakit naman? Lalake: Nasa loob ka kasi ng puso ko eh HOPE YOU LIKE IT HOPE YOU LIKE IT HOPE YOU LIKE IT | |
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corezone
Frequent Skater
Posts : 132
Join date : 2010-01-31
Age : 29
Location : doon!
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:18 pm | |
| miss! KULANGOT kaba?...........pa-hard to get ka kasi ehhh....ahahah:) | |
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ManokFinger04
Junior Newbie
Posts : 29
Join date : 2010-02-03
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:34 pm | |
| ito ang banat ng manok...
miss palay kaba???
sarap mo kaseng tukain eh..
waahahah wala akong maisip yan lang.....lam nio naman utak ng manok.... | |
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SherWong
Senior Newbie
Posts : 64
Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 30
Location : over there!
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:53 pm | |
| miss baril ka ba!?
paputok naman kht isa lng!
please! | |
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kahlilszafranski
Mega Skater
Posts : 830
Join date : 2009-11-21
Age : 37
Location : Sa puso mo
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:00 pm | |
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ITIKMAN
Moderator
Posts : 1051
Join date : 2009-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:26 am | |
| - sherwin00 wrote:
- miss baril ka ba!?
paputok naman kht isa lng!
please! manyak emf! gago emf! | |
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SherWong
Senior Newbie
Posts : 64
Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 30
Location : over there!
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:45 pm | |
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ITIKMAN
Moderator
Posts : 1051
Join date : 2009-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:25 am | |
| ^ patay ka talaga kay kahlil niyan.. | |
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kahlilszafranski
Mega Skater
Posts : 830
Join date : 2009-11-21
Age : 37
Location : Sa puso mo
| | Subject: Re: Pamatay na Banat! Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:47 am | |
| ^
pak yu
bakla si sherwong
hahahaha | |
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